FOUND:
Scorched scroll, tied in lace, sealed with a red bead.
Discovered behind Nell’s cottage beneath the blackthorn tree.
“We don’t go near that place after dusk. Some say she sings still… Orla Merrin
Filed under: The Tower at the Edge of the Hill
Name on parchment: Lady Bluebeard
Approach with curiosity and caution.
stamped in sardine oil:
Effective immediately, entry visas for seagulls have been suspended pending investigation into last Thursday’s pastry incident.
& Public Comments: Between the Rushes
Inspector Finn (Feline Officer):
No official delivery was made.
Pawprint evidence suggests minor trespass by a rook or lesser fairy.
Orla Merrin:
This woman by the reeds... I’ve drawn her before, I think.
In chalk, on the back of my wardrobe. She was crying, but the tear fell up.
Mrs. Doolan (retired drama teacher):
Sounds like Moira-from-the-well. She vanished in 1967. I still have her teacup.
Whiskers McFluff (Archivist-in-Fur):
Requesting a formal investigation into unfiled music.
The line "Some things root deeper when you don’t name them" may indicate ancient orchard magic.
Maeve (from the Tearoom):
Made a pie to honour her. Gooseberry and silence. Left it by the reeds.
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The first-ever Reconciliation Tea at Brighton Bothan ended not in banishment or bewitchment--but in excuses and second helpings. |
BARONEY OF PURRPORT
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NOTICE: The Fairyfolk from Brighton have arrived. Please secure all teaspoons and advise the linnets to keep their songs cryptic. |
This week’s highlights:
Lost: One jar of pickled thunder. May respond to lullabies. Please return to Maudie O’Byrne’s back porch--if you dare.
NOTICE: All complaints regarding the Moon’s lateness must be submitted in triplicate. Address to Fitz (Callagain division), who is refusing to file anything written in pencil.
Found: One glove. Right-hand, velvet, embroidered with the phrase “I’m not sorry." Currently pinned under a rock behind Whim Wharf.
To Whom It May Purr,
I have reason to believe my neighbour has been hiding a small in her pantry. I heard it humming. I smelled scorched honey. I demand action, or at the very least, biscuits.
Yours, With Anxious Regards,
Mrs. Terpsichore McGnash (retired)
Discovered by Orla Merrin, transcribed into the Purrport Ledger
Pinned with a rusted brooch to the office corkboard, just below the "Lost Wellies & Found Promises" section.
Date received: Unknown
Date discovered: This morning, after light rain
Delivered by: Unverified. (Cat scratch marks suggest Inspector Finn.)
The Letter (Extracted from the Archive)
Originally Redacted from The Linnet’s Wings, Spring Issue 2011, under the title “Between the Rushes".
I saw her again, by the reeds.
That woman with the dark shawl who hums a tune
no one quite recalls.
She doesn’t ask for help. She never looks behind.
Only once did she speak, and I believe the words were:
“Some things root deeper when you don’t name them."
After that, I never tried.
I simply sat, and listened.
The song changed with the weather.
I think she’s watching for someone.
Or waiting to be remembered.